July 2011
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June 2011
Okay, I have about two hours and 20 minutes left...
What the absolute fuck am I going to do until 5:15?
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When you get a birthday card with no money...
I was born in the wrong era; I would love to have...
a) You’re listening to the wrong fucking radio stations then. Change the dial. b) No one is forcing you to be on the computer, or to have a cell phone. c) People still wear those things, and with the millions of hipster people in this world, you can still wear them and not look ridiculous. d) Don’t pay attention to attention whores. Simple. e) If you’re doing things that make...
That one friend you've always wanted to fuck.
I GET TO SEE ESSY AND MY COUSIN TODAY!
I’m getting a Mani/Pedi with Essy after work, and then I’m going to go pick up my lovely cousin!
Then I’m beach bound tomorrow all day.
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Tourettes girl →
I swear, all I do at work is blog, listen to...
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God dammit.
I had A Walk Through Hell by Say Anything playing in my office, and my boss walked in when the “With your new head and your legs spread like a filthy magazine” part started playing.
He paused, looked at my computer, looked at me, chuckled and said “Nice.”
maryellow said: DO IT.
Yeah, and if it gets back to her? AND if she finds out it’s me?
She’ll think I’m such a bitch! Because I’ll stop and say hi to her if I see her, but she’s just one of those girls..
By all means though, someone else can do it hahaha.
I should start a blog dedicated to that one girl I...
She keeps out doing herself.
I can’t! I CANNOT!
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He's asking me when I'd be able to travel.
At least this time I can call the shots and hopefully go after class starts. He said it can be whenever.
AHH!
Ever died in a dream and then woken up? That just...
bikkixtoriko:
p-bubble-gum:
WOW, THEN MY LIFE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD MUST REEK WITH HAVOC AND CHAOS!
In my other lives I’m married to Mayuge-kun, Toriko, and I’m also Mayuge-kun’s mistress.
My other self gets it in!
When you're on Facebook and you see someone post a...
and everyone thinks that whore is a fucking genius
It’s funny, because I do this. But I know that if someone asked me where I found it, I wouldn’t deny that it was on tumblr. But I know someone who ONLY posts statuses like that. And I’m just like, “really?” every single time.
I'm 98% sure that my dress will be in my mailbox...
Unfortunately I thought it would be there today, but alas, it was not.
So cross your fingers in hopes of me having finally found a dress to wear!
Oh my god, my cat just jumped on my bed and is...
If she was human, I would ask her what she wanted, because she NEVER does this.
Oh and canada boy keeps leaving me comments on...
And then deleted me and re added me tonight.
Lmfao.
If you're not sure of what you want to do with...
I feel awful for posting that picture of that...
She has it coming. Every single photo is the same, the stupid hearts and shit, the ghetto speak when she’s clearly a white girl.
I hate it. HATE IT SO MUCH.
The weird thing is that she’s not as nearly as annoying in person.
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So if you've seen the movie Bridesmaids...
That girl Helen? Yeah I have one of her kind in my life. Like, Essy came home today from Greece, and she texted me telling me to come over whenever. I told her that I was babysitting but if it wasn’t too late (it totally was) when it was finished, I would stop by. She goes “Oh well ****** might beat you :(“
Words cannot describe the feeling I have towards that girl. She’s...
dominiqueceleste replied to your post: Dang $80...
Oh hey thanks darling! :)
Don't get me wrong, I love my cousins.
But my aunt never says no, so when I come over to watch them and the rules change they don’t give a shit and don’t listen.
Annnd I got paid 80 bucks for tonight.
So I got to hang out with the most adorable kids ever, who kept saying the cutest things, and I got paid for it.
Go life!
(Is it bad that watching these kids is more fun that watching my two little cousins who live here? I dread watching them, they are spoiled little brats.)
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A conversation between myself, and three little...
Bridget (6) : "You're like, the prettiest babysitter ever."
Michael (8) : "You're a pretty babysitter!"
Sophia (4, almost 5) : "You're hideous." (Said with the biggest smile on her face.)
I babysat the CUTEST kids today.
Honestly. I had probably just as much fun as they did.
It's 58.1 degrees in my office.
Just when you thought Rebecca Black couldn't...
I don’t see what’s wrong with this. People make jokes like that all the time.
I don’t think Janienicoleex3 has a sense of humor.
maryellow:
Wow. How old is this guy? Twelve? What an immature little snot!
Let’s see how many “bitches” he actually gets.
(PS. It’s gonna be 0)
becauseeimdope:
The hell was wrong with their heads. Were these things made after Chernobyl?
"Don't hold your brrrreath."
Omg where is that from. I know it was on Nickelodeon but which fucking show!
