Tell you what, I will sedate you for two days and I can do whatever I want for those 2 days which probably won't be much since I am pretty gosh darn old, and you can tell people we never have had sex so it won't be that embarrassing for you.
I don’t like the idea of you raping me while I sleep for two days straight, without me knowing what was happening.
But if you type it all up in a legal document and we were to work out the kinks, I’d say deal.
Only one requirement: You have to have the seckz with me 3 times. 3 ENTIRE TIMES AND YOU GET THE INSURANCE MONEY AND THE HOUSE. As a creepy old man it has always been my dream to have the seckz and boy do I not want to die a virgin here. btw's 86 and still have my v card
…..1 and a half times. Final offer.
And you have to roofie me, otherwise I might vomit.
A) Robin Williams is practically a giant kid, so this role was absolutely perfect for him. B) Diane Lane is amazing in this film. She’s that typical worried parent but she tries so hard to be okay with the fact that he wants to grow up.
i want to reblog it, but i'll feel like a hypocrite...
i literally have 0 funds right now because i'm a poor student going to university in september :/
i would if i had spare money, but i don't have a job at the moment either
Oh sweetie that’s perfectly okay. Reblogging it would help just as much, it gets it out there so people can see!
There is a luncheon upstairs for the University President, and apparently the doors to the faculty dining room were locked. So this tall, beautiful asian lady comes running into our office (We’re right underneath) and was like “CAN YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOORS UPSTAIRS. I MEAN, OUR GUEST IS HERE. HURRY UP.”
Lady, first of all I’m a student worker, I don’t have access to keys at all. Second of all, when you want something done, there’s a right and a wrong way to ask lol. So I got my boss, who called the info desk downstairs and told someone to come up and open the doors, meanwhile this lady is at the door way saying “Tell them to hurry up.”
It’s funny how you can look a certain way and everything changes when you open your mouth.