March 2011
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February 2011
"I never could wait to get to the chewy middle."
Anonymous asked: All the bears pooped in the forest.
Haven't been in the woods recently because of the pooping.
Naturally that creates paths less traveled.
Don't you know you have to go through poop to enjoy the view?
Undergoing trials is necessary.
Z
Haven't been in the woods recently because of the pooping.
Naturally that creates paths less traveled.
Don't you know you have to go through poop to enjoy the view?
Undergoing trials is necessary.
Z
thehermitslife-deactivated20120 asked: Hard to describe, but basically a total nerd of a man accidentally becomes and usher of death. It's hilarious, and sad, and awesome. My all-time favorite book.
"Shake-es-spear in luv"
Anonymous asked: Does flatulence amuse you?
thehermitslife-deactivated20120 asked: It's all good. P.S. - I recommend reading "A Dirty Job" by Christopher Moore.
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TAKE IT BRENDAN, TAKE IT.
thehermitslife-deactivated20120 asked: Ok, what books do you *need* to read? I'm out of ideas for what I want to read so I might scoop your ideas. :)
megamariela7-deactivated2011072 asked: How close are you to 666 followers?
Anonymous asked: Hi, you're sexy like really sexy ;)
thehermitslife-deactivated20120 asked: Rad any good books lately?
thehermitslife-deactivated20120 asked: I would but pretty girls intimidate me.
TALK TO ME. →
"White woman in trouble!"
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"Buffy, what about Greg!?"
“Oh FUCK Greg, I won!”
“Give me my crown, bitch!”
fawkmeimfamous replied to your photo: OMG, you...
Cept, I’m not blonde nor do I have blue eyes!
Ever get that feeling where you just REALLY need...
UGH JUST DO IT ALREADY :(
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$239 for a round trip ticket to west palm from...
Good or no?
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I think that "Lights" is terrible.
randybby:
Thank you. I knew I wasn’t that musically impaired.
You’re definitely not musically impaired. It’s annoying. What’s weird is that her looks make it seem like she would be this deep voiced, kick ass girl. Yet she’s just….high pitched and…shit.
I think that "Lights" is terrible.
Anonymous asked: Do you have an aim account?
Anonymous asked: buuuuuutttt!!!!! ur hot!!!!
HAHAHA I just narrated a scene from American...
She asked me “WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?! ARE THEY HAVING SEX!?”
And then I explained that they were going to stop fucking and he was going to start eating her.
She couldn’t believe it so I just started telling her everything that was happening until she told me to shut up hahaha.
Hey, she asked.
Anonymous asked: more sexy pics? please!
deco-gatsby asked: Dream Job?
Anything you'd like to ask me? →
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I've gotta return some video tapes.
Having clappy lights would be awkward during sex.
bawwksee:
Since when do people clap when they have sex?
If Twilight had a theme park its only ride would...
oddsbodokins:
-hewastheirfriend:
theatomicboom:
chatterboxrose:
doctor-weasley:
Don’t forget “The Spinning Room of Depression”.
and the Cliff where you can throw yourself off of because “Edward” left you.
Don’t forget the kitchen ride where you cook all the men in the room dinner
dont forget the room where you go through the phases of giving birth to a horrid mutant alien baby...
It's hip to be square.
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I'd just like to let my followers know how much...
Hated those two followers anyways.
Okay, so now that that is done,
all I have to do, is two response papers on some articles on some artists. I was going to do it tomorrow, but my mother invited me to go to a body scrub with her and my aunt, so I’m doing that instead.
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Tumblr! Your boy Jesse Eisenberg is presenting an...
