**creepy question that would get me arrested if voiced in public**
HAHA i love whoever this is, honestly.
April 2010
omg your so hip
I’m gonna perceive this as you being condescending, so “omg, like thanks”
you're like a 14 year old girl.
always trying to make people think your so unique
try and do something for yourself for a change?
…I’m pretty sure I’m a 19 year old girl, unless you know something I don’t. And I am unique, just like you’re unique in how you can’t form a proper sentence. You left the “’” out of the second “you’re” and that wasn’t really a question so I don’t know what the question mark is there for. So all in all, I’m 19 and way cool, and you need to go back to grammar school. Capeesh?
well I've been doing way better.
I’m not wallowing in self pity anymore. I’m taking initiative and I’m starting to go to the gym next week. I’d start this week but the membership takes a week to process. Whatever. But I’m not spending time from 5pm-12pm sitting on my ass doing nothing. I plan on going straight there from school after I get out. I would love to be able to not be out of breath when I have to walk up a couple flights of stairs. Honestly I’m not THAT out of shape. I’m just not as fit as I should be. I can’t wear tight clothes because I honestly don’t have the right body for that. I’m all lumpy where I should be flat. But I’ll get there someday. (My wedding. Oh wait, in order to get married, you actually have to date around and meet people. Never mind then.)
(I always forget to tag these posts, and end up having to edit them two seconds later. FML.)
To Dan.
Hey Dan.
I had an opportunity to visit Hanky’s the other day. And I heard the awful news. This past month and a half I have been meaning to email you, to see how you were doing and If I could stop by Sunrise and show you my new car. (It’s a Mercedes! I think you would be proud!) I’m sitting here in tears Dan, I feel so sorry for never visiting when I promised over and over again that I would. This is silly, because you probably thought of me as the weird girl who sat at the desk and begged you for entertainment haha, but I really considered you the grandfather that I never really had. I can clearly see you walking across the hall after eating nothing for breakfast, on your way to get your wheel chair to sit next to me. Ugh god, and your funny jokes, that in all fairness buddy, weren’t all that funny haha. But they’d make me laugh and I’d sit there and text them to friends who turned around and called me corny lol. You also stood up for me, and you got my sense of humor which a lot of people don’t. Especially when my boss questioned you about that time when I said “Go away Dan, I’m reading!” But of course I never wanted you to go away! You were awesome and the only person in that place I could actually hold a conversation with. And you said that to me numerous amounts of times, and I always was so honored. In all fairness, you were pretty kick-ass Dan. I’m not gonna lie, snot is running down my nose right now, and you’d probably tell me to buck up and clean myself up, but I feel so awful that I found out two weeks after it happened. I feel like calling sunrise right now and giving them a piece of my mind. They knew of our friendship, that’s why my boss didn’t pay attention to me telling you to go away that one time. She always saw us together and how we acted around each other. I remember you keeping me company on those rare occasions I’d actually sort the mail out and do my job haha.Wanna know something funny? I made a friend who lived across the street from where I lived and Hanky’s is. That’s the reason I was on our old block, because I couldn’t find any damn parking. And I ended up parking right in front of Hanky’s so I figured I’d stop in, say hello to that sweet lady who used to come and visit you. You used to tell her when I was little I’d steal the swedish fish in their store, you jerk! (I never did and you know it!)
But I know you’re happy with your wife now, you always used to talk about how much you loved her.
I’m gonna stop by Hanky’s again in a few days and bring her flowers when I visit you at Madonna Cemetery.
I’ll give you some swedish fish for the road, sir.
love and miss you dearly.
Kait
just so you know-- my name is not stan
I don’t know anyone who I have ever called stan so, thanks?
Why would you fucking do this... →
ding.net
(via igorpetrov)
That’s gotta be fake.
I was gonna ask you if you named your fellas up front but it sounded too creepy so I just gonna ask you what was your latest "blond" moment.
Hahah wait what do you mean named my fellas upfront!? & my last blonde moment… hmm. Probably when I walked into a subway door last night. That wasn’t fun haha
"Bla bla bla my nose is too big bla bla bla", look at you now..gorgeous! :)
My nose is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too big haha
I think I'm just gonna blog on tumblr.
And just write shit tons of stuff on here. Blogger is nice but I seem to get super sick of it, and Tumblr is just way more prettier. As of right now, I really have nothing to share because my life is as entertaining as watching a plant grow. BUT! When something exciting does happen, I will be sure to announce it. Because I know you are just DYING to know lol. (that was complete sarcasm by the way.)
xo
faggotappetizer!
Your little icon of you is so pretty!
i dont know you but i like your blog a lot :3
Aw thanks! I enjoy writing it but I haven’t added anything to it in forever. But it’s nice to hear that I have readers :)
i will make you a deal since you sound a little interested if i see an opportunity i will go for it.
Sounds like a plan, stan.
i dont have a chance because of a gut feeling i guess. i just wish i could give you what you deserve
If you feel strongly about it, just try.
