Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed...– Dream Hampton (via neverlannnd)
kookyteen: i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
I wish people would just fuck the fuck off
chntlcmnro: peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life you don’t understand how hard i feel...
pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love “no” ANABIEL LOOK IT UP IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
*Spoilers* So, was the therapist a hallucination she was having too? I don’t recall seeing her with anyone else but just Cathy.
Rest in peace, Cathy Jamison.
liveoffmovies: I will always remember and love you.
If you pull a Rolex out of your ass, I’m getting off this gurney.– Shawn - The Big C (via shahnapiranha)
shinnomew: If I ever saw anyone who looked like Cathy, id fall into a puddle of tears and hug them My little cousin looks exactly like her
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
Tears are literally pouring out of my eyes..
yeah-hashima-weed: That last episode. Why? ughhh!!! I don’t know what to do anymore..
uoa: do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
My little cousin was throwing around the f word like nothing!
So there is this other photographer that’s on base, and she loves to make comments (I’ve posted about her before) on things that I post on the NWS (Naval Weapons Station) facebook page. Well, tonight I freaked out over that cockroach and turned to the page for help, and all this bitch did was tell me to kill it, “it’s not going to hurt you.” and I made a joke with...
Uh so don’t judge me or anything but I totally paid a stranger 5 dollars on the NWS facebook page to come kill that massive cockroach in my sink. Now I’m drinking white wine to calm my nerves.
A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are for.– Grace Murray Hopper (via conglomerationofnothing)
omg cockroach as big as my thumb in my sink WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO